yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just invented taco cereal.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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