How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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