I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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