I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
