yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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