you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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