Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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