yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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