so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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