can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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