jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
foreskin is a definite game changer
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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