Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
