i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
