yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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