my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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