last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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