so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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