Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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