I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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