I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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