I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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