I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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