Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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