If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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