So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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