physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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