Dual....:-)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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