she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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