Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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