Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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