You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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