Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
organizing the empties. That sober.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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