This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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