We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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