everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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