I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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