Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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