we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize