But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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