She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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