No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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