Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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