I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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