I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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