it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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