i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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