But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
ttyl tear gas
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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