You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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