This girl is more easily done than said...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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