She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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