Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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