he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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