Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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