Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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