So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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