you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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