Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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