just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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